Thuper Thanks Post!

4 Mar

I joined 20-something Bloggers last week and all these awesome people are on it then all of a sudden they started reading my blog when before it was only like, four of my friends and not only are they reading it but some of them actually like it and one of them likes it a lot so she gave me an award and now I get to write seven honest facts about myself! Mmmm…

Thank you, Mercurial Wife! You are lovely! I hope I have a pretty vase for my award 🙂

OK, here go my seven things:

1. I like dares for money. I’ve samba’ed on the sidewalk for a dude playing “drums” with buckets in The Alley for $3, I picked my nose in public and took a picture for $5, and I drank vodka that had been left unopened for months and had collected fruit flies – which I also ‘drank’ – for an amount of money I cannot recall (I wonder why).

2. I like some very stupid things and I’m ashamed, but only a little bit. Things like this and this. I also like disgusting things like this. They may be stupid to you, but they make me laugh over and over again. And sometimes vomit in my mouth a little.

3. I blog in part because I’ve had awesome and encouraging friends willing to read, critique, and give excellent advice, such as: “not everything will be great. you have to write a large volume and the best stuff will float to the surface. like poop” and “Can I be honest? You use too many words.”

4. I have watched porn on my iPhone. Things don’t seem as… big.

5. I used to think panic attacks were bullshit and/or for the weak minded. Then I had one. That shit sucks. And I’m not weak minded. I’ll kick your ass with my mind.

6. There is a very obese girl living inside of me. She eats pints of dulce de leche Haagen-Dazs and mozzarella sticks while I’m sleeping.

7. I think marijuana smoking can make a helpless addict of its victim within weeks, causing physical and moral ruin and death. That was not honest. See tags to the right.

Sha-weeeet. OK, now it is my duty and honor to pass this award (not my vase, get your own) to seven blogs I enjoy. I think these ladies and gents are original, talented, and I’m always entertained by their posts. Also, it would be my pleasure to read seven sordid secrets from each. Check ’em out!

Subject-Verb Agreement
Signed Sincerely, Me
My Masonic Apron (pssst! vote for him for featured blogger here)
The Anarchist Project
TwentySomething Test Dummies
John F. Sullivan


8 Responses to “Thuper Thanks Post!”

  1. The Mercurial Wife March 4, 2010 at 06:56 #

    Your blog is one of my favorites!!

    Oh my! The Vomlette clip is disgusting!!

  2. Duke Fandango March 4, 2010 at 12:09 #

    Fine work. I may respond in due course.

    I’ll make you wait for it though…

    • Night Writer March 4, 2010 at 12:15 #

      mercurial wife, it’s good for appetite suppression on those days we feel extra fatty.

      duke, it’s hard work, this blogging thing!

  3. Mr. Apron March 4, 2010 at 19:44 #

    A big, sloppy, Vomlettey thank you to you, madame!

  4. subject-verb agreement March 4, 2010 at 20:16 #

    thank you, j. i feel very honored to be praised by such a talented writer. xo

  5. Night Writer March 5, 2010 at 07:55 #

    Mr. Apron & S-V A: the pleasure is all mine 🙂

  6. Robin March 9, 2010 at 00:47 #

    Thank you for the shout out and love, love, looove your blog, Juliana! You are one hilarious lady. PS – thanks for the kind words about my dining room too!


  1. I love you! you’re fabulous! now, tell me all of your dirty secrets. « subject-verb agreement - March 18, 2010

    […] one of my new and favorite magnets is a gal called Juliana. she makes sentences on a blog called Nite Writings. she’s fucking hilarious, articulate, vulgar and hot. if she had a penis, i’d [accidentally] slip and fall on it. she said some nice things about me, too, right here. […]

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