[Intermission – Just a quickie filled with hate]

12 Mar

Logged on to Facebook and my news feed told me two people posted Lady GaGa’s new music video.

I’m no GaGa fan, but whatever, I don’t hate her either, and I read Beyonce was on this song (baddest bitch ever, that girl) so I hit Play.

Here are some words to describe what I thought of it, so I may go on with my day:

* It fucking sucked

* Stupidest, most nonsensical, trying-way-too-hard piece of crap

* 9.5 wasted minutes of my life. I should’ve closed the office door and gone on PornHub instead – More flesh, less teasing, and I wouldn’t still be thinking about chocolate

* GaGa has a really hot body

* I lost some respect for Beyonce. I understand wanting to “collab” with the “superstar” but this is super beneath you, B

* HAS ANYONE ACTUALLY LISTENED TO THE SONG? IT FUCKING SUCKS. Alex Roda writes better music, I’m certain of this

* You can’t be considered creative and innovative when you’re such a Madonna wanna-be. Not even Madonna is as cool as Madonna anymore. Stop trying. Go away.

* If you think you like this song, you’re wrong. Listen to No Doubt’s “Spiderwebs” instead. If you think you like her outfits and makeup and shitty choreography, you’re wrong again. Watch some Madonna videos circa 1990.

I hate that I even took the time to acknowledge you, GaGa.

Forever Hateful,
Lady Ju, a very angry latina

PS – She used a VIRGIN MOBILE cell phone in the video. I’m sure that’s what she uses in real life. Not a crackberry or iPhone or droid or anything like that…


10 Responses to “[Intermission – Just a quickie filled with hate]”

  1. Matt March 12, 2010 at 17:13 #

    Thank you.

    She’s a total sellout. She was somebody with soul but she sold it so that she can be a freak and make money.

    Why did Beyonce do this? Jay should have said something.

    • Juliana March 15, 2010 at 19:26 #

      I thought the same; where the f was Jay Z when we needed him?

  2. Martin March 12, 2010 at 19:26 #

    Pornhub.com > Lady GaGa

    An idea I can get behind…

  3. Barbara March 12, 2010 at 22:55 #

    I watched the video this morning. I REALLY don’t get this one. I guess that’s the point with Gaga though. I literally said WTF out loud like 4 times.

    • Juliana March 15, 2010 at 19:26 #

      yes. after a while, just getting people to say ‘wtf’ no longer qualifies as talent.

  4. Duke Fandango March 13, 2010 at 07:28 #

    I listened to the lyrics and thought ‘turn the fucking thing off you bellend’.

    I’ve not heard of Pornhub. What is it that they do there? *cough*

    • Juliana March 14, 2010 at 14:44 #

      duke… thank you for giving me ‘bellend.’
      pornhub is a website where people put up videos of friendly gatherings. you can find many differently themed parties. all free. check it out!

  5. Tina March 13, 2010 at 11:41 #

    I haven’t seen the video. I haven’t seen any of her videos. I spent some time yesterday searching for it online since there’s been so much buzz. After finding a few “fan videos” I said to myself, “What the fuck am I doing?” and gave up. So it’s eating up the lives of people who haven’t even seen it.

  6. Carly Findlay March 14, 2010 at 01:33 #

    I may be the only one who hasn’t seen this video.
    Gaga bores me.

  7. Carly Findlay March 14, 2010 at 06:28 #

    Ok – just seen it.
    Way too long.
    So much product placement – Virgin Mobile, Polaroid, iPod, Diet Coke, Plenty of Fish website…

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